Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
On the holiday train!
We’re going to have the chance to ride the holiday train
again!
See inside the people singing singing
All is merry and bright!
Everyone’s waited almost a year for the holiday train
tonight!
You better not board!
You better not try!
You better not advance!
I’m telling you why:
Santa’s elves are blocking the doors!
O Holiday Train, O Holiday Train
You left us on the platform
You teased us with your Christmas lights
You led us on with pretty sights
How sad you scorned us and took flight
We would have liked to board you.
O Holy Shit
The children are all cryyying
And the parents, they are all pisssed off
Long did they wait
Their smartphones the train scryyyying
They let three trains go by there at the stop
These three days that I have let pass
Thinking of the blog post I’d craft
Merry Christmas, Chicago Transit!
Youuuu can kiss my asssss!