Monday, March 16, 2015

Picture the Clarion Inn in Ronkonkoma, Long Island, New York . . . Now Picture Yourself Leaving

1. There are no refrigerators in the room.  

2. The microwave at the communal Microwave Station is an odd, Frankenstein's monster of a machine.  The glass turntable was clearly pilfered from a different, larger microwave.

3. Rooms 141 - 168 are in the same direction as Rooms 143-175.

4. The pool is cool.

5. They take all comers.

6. The complimentary laundry service is  not complimentary.

7. The breakfast buffet offers near-limitless combinations of brown and yellow.