Holiday Train

Here comes Santa Claus

Here comes Santa Claus

On the holiday train!

We’re going to have the chance to ride the holiday train again!

See inside the people singing singing

All is merry and bright!

Everyone’s waited almost a year for the holiday train tonight!

You better not board!

You better not try!

You better not advance!

I’m telling you why:

Santa’s elves are blocking the doors!

O Holiday Train, O Holiday Train

You left us on the platform

You teased us with your Christmas lights

You led us on with pretty sights

How sad you scorned us and took flight

We would have liked to board you.

O Holy Shit

The children are all cryyying

And the parents, they are all pisssed off

Long did they wait

Their smartphones the train scryyyying

They let three trains go by there at the stop

These three days that I have let pass

Thinking of the blog post I’d craft

Merry Christmas, Chicago Transit!

Youuuu can kiss my asssss!