This post is specifically for Mark Wahlberg (13,609 like-rs). If you are not Mark Wahlberg, you're basically going through Mark Wahlberg's mail right now. Maybe that excites you the way Mark Wahlberg excited you in Boogie Nights, but it's illegal.
On April 1, 2011, my employer, Urban Improv, will have its annual fundraiser, Banned in Boston. This is not a joke.
We need you to come. If you can't come, tell Ben Affleck or Matt Damon to come. Or Jay Leno, or Conan. (But not both! We're anti-violence where I work.)
Come to think of it, maybe Conan would be better.
This post is specifically for Conan O'Brien (1,067,602 like-rs!!!). If you are not Conan O'Brien, you sure as hell better be Mark Wahlberg. Then at least you have an excuse why you're still reading.
Conan, do you remember when you attended Driscoll Middle School in Brookline, MA? Yeah. I work there sometimes now. Do you remember when you saved a kid named Keith (name changed to protect his identity) in a fight? Yeah. He works there WITH me sometimes. His fiancee (yes, he lived to meet a girl and even conceive a baby, thanks to your heroism) works there sometimes. We are all rallying around your alma mater! Why am I telling you this? Well . . .
On April 1, 2011, my employer, Urban Improv, will have its annual fundraiser, Banned in Boston. This is not a joke.
We need you to come. If you can't come, tell Ben Affleck or Matt Damon to come.
Just don't tell Mark Wahlberg. Why? Ever asked two girls to the prom at the same time? Yeah. Let's just keep this simple . . .
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