Hear ye, hear ye. I have something else very important to say.
I hereby decree that, because fall begins today and . . .
. . . September is almost over and . . .
. . . I previously decreed that September will be a month full of announcements . . .
. . . that several announcements regarding my take-over of world popularity will be coming in the next week.
That is all for now. Please check* back for future announcements.
* this week!