Hear ye, hear ye. I have yet another very important thing to say.
The universe is dragging its feet, and though I continue tossing pebbles into its vast abyss, it is frequently failing to echo.
Therefore, I have no announcement for you today, dear "like"rs. Blame the pebble-swallowing abyss.
That is all for now. Please check* back for future announcements.
(In the meantime, look back at my previous announcements. They're exciting enough to get us to Friday. Right?)