Thursday, November 17, 2011

Jeff Kinney vs Me vs Hitler vs Butt Sex

Ladies and gentlemen, Cambridge Street has entered the amazon.com popularity race.  Here are the initial standings!

#1 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever, by Jeff Kinney

#193 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, by JK Rowling

# 427 The Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger

# 876 The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian, by Sherman Alexie

#1698 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, by Mark Haddon

#18,495 The Bible, by God

#24,422 The Necronomicon, by Simon*

# 48,915 Mein Kampf, by Adolf Hitler

#230,550 Cambridge Street, by all of us, but mainly me

A high ceiling.  I like that.

And let's put it all in perspective.  Cambridge Street is already kicking this book, this book, and this book's ass.  Hell, yeah, Cambridge Street.  You go, book.

Which reminds me:

If you want to contribute to Cambridge Street's amazon.com rank or review the book, you can do so here.  If I were you, though, I'd still skip the middle man and just go in through the back door.  

Step one: beat Hitler.^   Let's do it.

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* I can only presume this book was written by a kids' game and reads like this: "Red.  Red.  Red.  Yellow.  Red.  Green, Red."

^ whose book, incidentally, has 91 five star reviews

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