Second City, Take Two. I give it a 6. Regardless . . .
Acting and writing career in Chicago: Launch.
Stay tuned.
Friday, September 30, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Thursday
Hear ye, hear ye. I have yet another very important thing to say.
The universe is dragging its feet, and though I continue tossing pebbles into its vast abyss, it is frequently failing to echo.
Therefore, I have no announcement for you today, dear "like"rs. Blame the pebble-swallowing abyss.
That is all for now. Please check* back for future announcements.
(In the meantime, look back at my previous announcements. They're exciting enough to get us to Friday. Right?)
*Soon?
The universe is dragging its feet, and though I continue tossing pebbles into its vast abyss, it is frequently failing to echo.
Therefore, I have no announcement for you today, dear "like"rs. Blame the pebble-swallowing abyss.
That is all for now. Please check* back for future announcements.
(In the meantime, look back at my previous announcements. They're exciting enough to get us to Friday. Right?)
*Soon?
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Wednesday
Do you know what day it is?
"Why, it's --"
Nope. Not Christmas. Something bigger. Something really huge and instrumental happened a year ago today. Did you peek? Oh, what the hell.
It's my blog's birthday!
Yes, sir. It was on September 28, 2010 that a 31.5-year-old me peeked ahead to the next chapter of his life and saw something he liked. (If only I could remember how many pages are in this current chapter. It's longer than I remember it being . . . ) In any case, I knew then what I know even more surely now:
I WILL BE FAMOUS SOON.
Yes, sir, it's right around the corner.
It's hard to imagine that a year ago, there was no animosity between me and George Clooney. In fact, at that time, I hadn't interacted with a single celebrity, be it to flatter them, praise them, or scare them away. I hadn't collected a single omen. I didn't know Jack Evison. (I still don't, Jack!) I didn't live in Chicago.
I didn't vibrate.
How far I've come.
This demands a celebration, and what better way to celebrate than to buy my blog an official internet presence!
That's right, "like"-rs. Moving to Chicago has convinced me to do away with old-school back door deals. You can now get to my blog via its front door, my very own professional web site! (There are trees on it.)
Feel free to pass that link* on to anyone and everyone you know. I didn't think this process of getting famous would take longer than a year, so I could really use some help giving it a kick in the ass . . .
While you're at it, feel free to share my other announcements from this week with everyone you know: I'm publishing my book, and you can make some money off of it!
And while you're at that, guess what else is available on my web site under the "NOVELIST" category?
I guess you'll just have to go there to find out.
Happy birthday, dear blog
Happy birthday, dear blog
You're all about me
And you're short for "web log!"
*I should add that there is a front door leading to the front door of my web site--the much more ordinary www.jmmanship.com
"Why, it's --"
Nope. Not Christmas. Something bigger. Something really huge and instrumental happened a year ago today. Did you peek? Oh, what the hell.
It's my blog's birthday!
Yes, sir. It was on September 28, 2010 that a 31.5-year-old me peeked ahead to the next chapter of his life and saw something he liked. (If only I could remember how many pages are in this current chapter. It's longer than I remember it being . . . ) In any case, I knew then what I know even more surely now:
I WILL BE FAMOUS SOON.
Yes, sir, it's right around the corner.
It's hard to imagine that a year ago, there was no animosity between me and George Clooney. In fact, at that time, I hadn't interacted with a single celebrity, be it to flatter them, praise them, or scare them away. I hadn't collected a single omen. I didn't know Jack Evison. (I still don't, Jack!) I didn't live in Chicago.
I didn't vibrate.
How far I've come.
This demands a celebration, and what better way to celebrate than to buy my blog an official internet presence!
That's right, "like"-rs. Moving to Chicago has convinced me to do away with old-school back door deals. You can now get to my blog via its front door, my very own professional web site! (There are trees on it.)
Feel free to pass that link* on to anyone and everyone you know. I didn't think this process of getting famous would take longer than a year, so I could really use some help giving it a kick in the ass . . .
While you're at it, feel free to share my other announcements from this week with everyone you know: I'm publishing my book, and you can make some money off of it!
And while you're at that, guess what else is available on my web site under the "NOVELIST" category?
I guess you'll just have to go there to find out.
Happy birthday, dear blog
Happy birthday, dear blog
You're all about me
And you're short for "web log!"
*I should add that there is a front door leading to the front door of my web site--the much more ordinary www.jmmanship.com
Tuesday
It's Tuesday, and the stock market went down 1,000 points. Or it went up 1,000 points. Who knows anymore. Either way, let's celebrate (or panic) by finding an alternative way to make money. This is legitimate.* Are you ready for . . .
THE AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER!
Two paths diverge before me. Down one path is a publicity firm that wants a lot of my money in exchange for radio interviews and possible tv appearances. That path is well-trodden.
Down the other path are a few tiny footprints, and they are very appealing. There are deer hooves and dog paws and . . .
I digress.
In the AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER, I pay people for sharing their honest opinions about my book. Yes, you get money for telling people what you think of my writing, good or bad. Just be HONEST. (I will reiterate the honesty request later. Keep reading!)
This word-of-mouth program is open to anyone who wants to participate, whether I know them or not. In fact, I prefer not to know them. I am dedicating $750 to it, and it will continue until 1/1/12 or until I'm out of the $750.
As you'll see below, I will be able to keep track of what opinions have been shared and by whom via facebook and twitter. When the $750 has all been accounted for, I will announce this information via the book's facebook page and pay people immediately. If things are going well, the money may increase and the AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER may continue.
Everyone will get paid for the opinions they've shared by the first week of January 2012, at the latest. I will pay via paypal or personal check, depending on a given participant's preference.
Here's how it works:
First of all, you should "like" the book on facebook if you want to participate, because that's how you'll stay informed of the status of the $750.
Second of all, I will pay you for your opinion as follows:
A tweet about it: $.01 per follower, up to $10 per tweet
I'll pay for up to three distinct tweets.
- One at the beginning of the process, before the book is available, expressing the fact that you'll be reading it, or that you're coming to the 11/11/11 release event^, or even that you're participating in this AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER. This tweet should include @jmmanship and a link to the book's facebook page.
- Up to two that describe your reaction to the book as you are reading it or once you have finished it. These tweets should include @jmmanship and a link to the book's amazon page once it's up.
A facebook post about it: $.01 for every 2 facebook friends, up to $5 per post
Like with twitter, I'll pay for up to three distinct posts:
- One before the book is available, including a link to the book's facebook page
- Two once the book is available and you are reading or have read it, with a link to the book's amazon page and its facebook page
*If your facebook links to your twitter account, you get credit for both a tweet and a post in one step if you include all the requested links. Woohoo!*
An online review on amazon.com: $.05 per word up to $5.00
Please tweet the review and include @jmmanship OR post a link to the review on facebook and include a link to the book's facebook page.
And if you're feeling really ambitious . . .
An email. $5.00
There isn't an easy, comfortable way for me to track how many people receive an email, so an email is a flat $5.00, whether you email 1 person or 1000 people. It must include a link to the book's amazon page and something about your opinion, and it must go to real people that you think would be interested in your opinion. SPAM IS A WASTE OF EVERYONE'S LIFE. (I'm sorry. Did I shout that?)
To get paid, please cc or bcc me on the email. (There's an email link in the next paragraph.) Feel free (please) to bcc every other recipient. I have no interest in your friends' email addresses unless they want me to have them.
To sign up for the AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER, you can email me, tweet me @jmmanship, or express your interest on the book's facebook page. Sign up begins immediately, and as an incentive, I will give free copies of the book to the first ten people who commit to taking part in this.
As an additional incentive, let me point out that if you have 1000 followers on twitter and 1000 facebook friends, you would get:
$10.00 per tweet, up to three
$5.00 per facebook post, up to three
$5.00 for a healthy amazon review
$5.00 for emailing people about the book
Said person could earn $55 in 15 cumulative minutes for sharing their honest opinion about my book.
Here's where I reiterate the honesty part. If you hate the book, that's fine. If you want to tell people you are participating in a pay-for-your-opinion program, that is also absolutely fine. The important thing is that you are truthful with me and with others. I am asking you to trust me that I will pay you for your opinion. In turn, I am trusting you to give and share that opinion. It is only fair to consider a violation of my trust to be grounds for my not paying you. This includes lying about your opinion (good or bad), giving your opinion without reading the book, and emailing people who do not exist or do not know you (Spam is hurtful, not helpful. Was I quieter this time?).
The AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER is on from now until the end of the year or until the money runs out. Regular updates will be available on the book's facebook page regarding how much money is still in the pot.
But there's more!
I've also devised an AWESOME SECONDARY WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN, because people who take part in this initial plan deserve more than the $750 I can currently commit.
I will be dedicating an additional sum of money to this book based on readership goals. The following amounts will be divided equally among everyone who participates in this AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER between now and January 1, 2012. These amounts are CUMULATIVE and will be paid out as sales goals are reached.
1,000 copies sold $200
3,000 copies sold + $300
5,000 copies sold + $500
10,000 copies sold (my goal) + $1000
15,000 copies sold + $1000
25,000 copies sold + $2000
To reiterate the pay schedule, I will pay people for the AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER as soon as the $750 has all been accounted for or in the first week of January 2012, whichever comes first. I will pay people for the AWESOME SECONDARY WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN as sales goals are met.
Please feel free to pass this information to whomever does a lot of social networking and wants to make freelance money giving their opinion! In fact, send that person to this blog to learn about these plans. I won't pay you for that, but I'll emoti-smile real big.
*Comparably legitimate to the stock market itself
^ If you're asking yourself, "What 11/11/11 release event," then don't worry. I don't know much about it yet, either. As soon as I have full details on that, though, they'll be posted, and you should come!
THE AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER!
Two paths diverge before me. Down one path is a publicity firm that wants a lot of my money in exchange for radio interviews and possible tv appearances. That path is well-trodden.
Down the other path are a few tiny footprints, and they are very appealing. There are deer hooves and dog paws and . . .
I digress.
In the AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER, I pay people for sharing their honest opinions about my book. Yes, you get money for telling people what you think of my writing, good or bad. Just be HONEST. (I will reiterate the honesty request later. Keep reading!)
This word-of-mouth program is open to anyone who wants to participate, whether I know them or not. In fact, I prefer not to know them. I am dedicating $750 to it, and it will continue until 1/1/12 or until I'm out of the $750.
As you'll see below, I will be able to keep track of what opinions have been shared and by whom via facebook and twitter. When the $750 has all been accounted for, I will announce this information via the book's facebook page and pay people immediately. If things are going well, the money may increase and the AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER may continue.
Everyone will get paid for the opinions they've shared by the first week of January 2012, at the latest. I will pay via paypal or personal check, depending on a given participant's preference.
Here's how it works:
First of all, you should "like" the book on facebook if you want to participate, because that's how you'll stay informed of the status of the $750.
Second of all, I will pay you for your opinion as follows:
A tweet about it: $.01 per follower, up to $10 per tweet
I'll pay for up to three distinct tweets.
- One at the beginning of the process, before the book is available, expressing the fact that you'll be reading it, or that you're coming to the 11/11/11 release event^, or even that you're participating in this AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER. This tweet should include @jmmanship and a link to the book's facebook page.
- Up to two that describe your reaction to the book as you are reading it or once you have finished it. These tweets should include @jmmanship and a link to the book's amazon page once it's up.
A facebook post about it: $.01 for every 2 facebook friends, up to $5 per post
Like with twitter, I'll pay for up to three distinct posts:
- One before the book is available, including a link to the book's facebook page
- Two once the book is available and you are reading or have read it, with a link to the book's amazon page and its facebook page
*If your facebook links to your twitter account, you get credit for both a tweet and a post in one step if you include all the requested links. Woohoo!*
An online review on amazon.com: $.05 per word up to $5.00
Please tweet the review and include @jmmanship OR post a link to the review on facebook and include a link to the book's facebook page.
And if you're feeling really ambitious . . .
An email. $5.00
There isn't an easy, comfortable way for me to track how many people receive an email, so an email is a flat $5.00, whether you email 1 person or 1000 people. It must include a link to the book's amazon page and something about your opinion, and it must go to real people that you think would be interested in your opinion. SPAM IS A WASTE OF EVERYONE'S LIFE. (I'm sorry. Did I shout that?)
To get paid, please cc or bcc me on the email. (There's an email link in the next paragraph.) Feel free (please) to bcc every other recipient. I have no interest in your friends' email addresses unless they want me to have them.
To sign up for the AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER, you can email me, tweet me @jmmanship, or express your interest on the book's facebook page. Sign up begins immediately, and as an incentive, I will give free copies of the book to the first ten people who commit to taking part in this.
As an additional incentive, let me point out that if you have 1000 followers on twitter and 1000 facebook friends, you would get:
$10.00 per tweet, up to three
$5.00 per facebook post, up to three
$5.00 for a healthy amazon review
$5.00 for emailing people about the book
Said person could earn $55 in 15 cumulative minutes for sharing their honest opinion about my book.
Here's where I reiterate the honesty part. If you hate the book, that's fine. If you want to tell people you are participating in a pay-for-your-opinion program, that is also absolutely fine. The important thing is that you are truthful with me and with others. I am asking you to trust me that I will pay you for your opinion. In turn, I am trusting you to give and share that opinion. It is only fair to consider a violation of my trust to be grounds for my not paying you. This includes lying about your opinion (good or bad), giving your opinion without reading the book, and emailing people who do not exist or do not know you (Spam is hurtful, not helpful. Was I quieter this time?).
The AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER is on from now until the end of the year or until the money runs out. Regular updates will be available on the book's facebook page regarding how much money is still in the pot.
But there's more!
I've also devised an AWESOME SECONDARY WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN, because people who take part in this initial plan deserve more than the $750 I can currently commit.
I will be dedicating an additional sum of money to this book based on readership goals. The following amounts will be divided equally among everyone who participates in this AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER between now and January 1, 2012. These amounts are CUMULATIVE and will be paid out as sales goals are reached.
1,000 copies sold $200
3,000 copies sold + $300
5,000 copies sold + $500
10,000 copies sold (my goal) + $1000
15,000 copies sold + $1000
25,000 copies sold + $2000
To reiterate the pay schedule, I will pay people for the AWESOMEST WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN EVER as soon as the $750 has all been accounted for or in the first week of January 2012, whichever comes first. I will pay people for the AWESOME SECONDARY WORD-OF-MOUTH PLAN as sales goals are met.
Please feel free to pass this information to whomever does a lot of social networking and wants to make freelance money giving their opinion! In fact, send that person to this blog to learn about these plans. I won't pay you for that, but I'll emoti-smile real big.
*Comparably legitimate to the stock market itself
^ If you're asking yourself, "What 11/11/11 release event," then don't worry. I don't know much about it yet, either. As soon as I have full details on that, though, they'll be posted, and you should come!
Monday, September 26, 2011
Monday
It's going to be a big week. Why not begin at the beginning?
After extensive research, thought, and scrutiny, I have decided to skip the middle man and make CAMBRIDGE STREET available to the public via Amazon.com (and other outlets) on November 11 of this year.
In 2011, there is very little, if anything, that a conventional publisher can offer--layout, editing, promotion, marketing, distribution--that an individual can not obtain on his own, often more easily and at a lower personal cost. Given that I have always considered myself a self-made man (with a lot of help from my inherited status in the world), I wonder why I wouldn't take advantage of these opportunities and let the public--rather than the established institutions--pass judgement about the worth of my little story.
An extensive initial marketing plan is in the works, and I am currently in the process of securing an appropriate venue on Cambridge Street in Boston (well, technically Cambridge) for an 11/11/11 reading. That's Veteran's Day, which is a perfect day to celebrate being self-made. Being self-made is patriotic! (If my book were an oil field or a jet company they would call me "entrepreneurial!")
Stay tuned for other announcements regarding not only this book, but several other significant carer events. In the meantime, feel free to e-celebrate with me by buying me an e-drink at the book's promotional facebook page.
After extensive research, thought, and scrutiny, I have decided to skip the middle man and make CAMBRIDGE STREET available to the public via Amazon.com (and other outlets) on November 11 of this year.
In 2011, there is very little, if anything, that a conventional publisher can offer--layout, editing, promotion, marketing, distribution--that an individual can not obtain on his own, often more easily and at a lower personal cost. Given that I have always considered myself a self-made man (with a lot of help from my inherited status in the world), I wonder why I wouldn't take advantage of these opportunities and let the public--rather than the established institutions--pass judgement about the worth of my little story.
An extensive initial marketing plan is in the works, and I am currently in the process of securing an appropriate venue on Cambridge Street in Boston (well, technically Cambridge) for an 11/11/11 reading. That's Veteran's Day, which is a perfect day to celebrate being self-made. Being self-made is patriotic! (If my book were an oil field or a jet company they would call me "entrepreneurial!")
Stay tuned for other announcements regarding not only this book, but several other significant carer events. In the meantime, feel free to e-celebrate with me by buying me an e-drink at the book's promotional facebook page.
Friday, September 23, 2011
Another Announcement
Hear ye, hear ye. I have something else very important to say.
I hereby decree that, because fall begins today and . . .
. . . September is almost over and . . .
. . . I previously decreed that September will be a month full of announcements . . .
. . . that several announcements regarding my take-over of world popularity will be coming in the next week.
That is all for now. Please check* back for future announcements.
* this week!
I hereby decree that, because fall begins today and . . .
. . . September is almost over and . . .
. . . I previously decreed that September will be a month full of announcements . . .
. . . that several announcements regarding my take-over of world popularity will be coming in the next week.
That is all for now. Please check* back for future announcements.
* this week!
Deeper Incognito
What follows is an actual craiglist posting. My thanks to my friend JoJo Beanstalk for sharing it with me. My greatest role yet is ahead of me!
Date: 2009-04-17, 12:52PM EDT
My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.
Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.
Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.
This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.
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Knowing that we all must sometimes sacrifice to get where we want in life, I am now adding "enjoys making kids cry" to my resume.
Actor needed for emotional role One day high pay
Date: 2009-04-17, 12:52PM EDT
My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.
Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.
Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.
This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.
--------------------
Knowing that we all must sometimes sacrifice to get where we want in life, I am now adding "enjoys making kids cry" to my resume.
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